Sweet Potato Hustle
A long time ago in a city called Yatsushiro, there lived a feudal lord who was always being deceived by one of his subordinates – a man named Hikoichi. One day, he resolved to never be deceived again.
This story takes place on a day in late spring, more specifically the latter part of mid May. The feudal lord, or “Tono-sama” in Japanese, was playing Shogi(1) with one of his servants. During the game, Hikoichi strolled in grinning from ear to ear.
“Ah, here comes Hikoichi,” Tono-sama said to himself, “I must be careful not to be deceived by him today.” Keeping him in view with a sideways glance, he continued his game of Shogi. Tono-sama, however, couldn’t help but lose is concentration in the presence of Hikoichi, and eventually lost the game.
Tono-sama was annoyed. If Hikoichi hadn’t come, he probably would have won the game. This thought vexed him further.
“Hikoichi. Today, I absolutely won’t let you trick me. Last time I saw you, you said you were fishing for Kappa(2) and tricked me in to giving you a lot of whale meat. Well, from now on I’ll be more wary.”
“Tono-sama, Please don’t talk about what’s happened in the past, it is awkward.”
“Yes, yes. I’ve learned from the past. By no means will you trick me again.”
Hikoichi sat down next to Tono-sama, still grinning.
“Hikoichi. When you smile like that, it puts me in a bad mood. If you’re thinking of trying to trick me again you can forget it. I won’t believe a word you say today.”
“Ah! It’s no good. It’s obvious you won’t be tricked today, so I may as well go home. Tono-sama, you don’t have to worry about me.”
“Hah! Hikoichi gives up? Looks like I’ve won today. I’ll never be caught again. I’ll tell you what. If you can trike me, I’ll give you three bags of rice.”
“Tono-sama, give it a rest. Arguing over tricking and being tricked is a waste of time.”
Hikoichi, still smiling, began to eat some manju(3). Visibly relaxed, Tono-sama began eating the manju with him. When there was only one manju left, Hikoichi suddenly burst out laughing. Surprised, the Tono-sama said,
“Gah! You surprised me. I really can’t relax with you laughing like that.”
Keeping a wary eye on Hikoichi, he ate the last manju in one bite. Hikoichi, with an innocent face, sat down next to Tono-sama and looked toward one of the servants.
“You there. Today Tono-sama won’t take my company, so shall we talk?”
Tono-sama kept his gaze purposefully out in to the garden, pretending not to listen. Despite his ruse, his overwhelming desire to listen in on Hikoichi’s conversation showed plainly on his face. Hikoichi began speaking in a whisper.
“Listen to this. This year I am growing some sweet potatoes, and the size of them! If two men stretched their arms around one of them, they could just barely touch each others’ fingertips, that’s how big my sweet potatoes are. I would wager that one is enough to feed three hundred men.”
Said the servant, surprised, “Big enough for two men to stretch around? That has got to be the biggest sweet potato in all of Yatsushiro!”
“Yep. I have to think there probably isn’t a potato bigger in all of Higo(4)! Ha, ha, ha.”
“You’re probably right. It might even be the biggest in all of Japan!”
Tono-sama, who had been listening to the entire conversation, finally erupted.
“Come, come, Hikoichi! Don’t tell lies! There is no way you could grow a sweet potato that big. You think you had us fooled, but I know better.”
“I guess you’re right. I might have exaggerated a little. In truth, the size of my sweet potatoes is about like this.” Hikoichi stretched out his arms and made a large circle.
“Even with that size, your potato would probably be the largest in Japan. You’ll be a celebrity for your potato growing.” said the servant.
Tono-sama, shaking his head, said, “Ridiculous. It’s still too big. It’s got to be smaller! I don’t believe you.”
“If that’s the case, how about this? Tono-sama, is this a size you can believe?” Hikoichi pointed at a nearby basin.
Angrier, Tono-sama said, “No. It’s still too big.”
“Ah. How about the size of this wine cask?”
“No. Still too big.”
“It can’t be helped. You’ve won. It’s really only as big as this planting pot.”
“No, that’s still too big. It’s got to be smaller.”
Tono-sama and Hikoichi argued over the size of the sweet potato while it got smaller and smaller. Yet Hikoichi’s smile grew and grew.
“This has to be the end. Will you believe that my sweet potato is at least as big as a soda bottle?
“Yes, yes. The sweet potato you’ve grown, that’s about the right size for it. I can believe that. What say you? You haven’t beaten me today.”
“Ha, ha, ha! Ahh, it’s strange!”
“Hikoichi! You have nothing to laugh at. It is you who are strange.”
“But, Tono-sama. It is yet only May. I’ve only just planted my sweet potatoes, so this argument is meaningless!”
“….”
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(1) Shogi: a strategic board game known as “Japanese chess”.
(2) Kappa: mythical Japanese water-dwelling creature.
(3) manju: A steamed dumpling filled with sweet bean paste.
(4) Higo: Previous name for the Japanese prefecture of Kumamoto, in which lies the city of Yatsushiro.

